10.) Do not talk to drunk men at the bus stop when they ask you where your going. It's OK! They won't remember you in five minutes anyways.
9.) Do say good morning to your bus driver with a smile. It is good to establish a relationship at the beginning of the ride.
8.) Do take a seat on the bus and put your backpack in the seat next to you, that way, only if there is no other seat availability, you will be able to sit by yourself.
7.) Do avoid eye contact at all costs.
6.) Don't feel the urge to talk to anyone. If you do feel the urge and your a talker (like me), put on your ipod or text someone.
5.) Do not go to Starbuck's (or anywhere) that offers a disposable cup before your bus ride, they WILL make you throw it out.
4.) Do not ride the bus past 10 pm. no exceptions.
3.) (Referring to three) If you do ride the bus past 10 pm, have your pepper spray out and your cell phone.
2.) Do not feel the need to respond to people when they tell you the end of the world is coming (especially if your daily devotion was about the end times, it's just coincidence).
and FINALLY
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1.) DO NOT TALK TO GUYS ON THE BUS WITH ICHTHUS FISH TATTOOS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING (no matter how curly their hair is). They will talk to you for your entire bus ride home and will come and sit next to you. Thus, you will feel the need to pull out your pepper spray and then they will get off at YOUR bus stop.
(I have learned from experience)
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